Payday Police - Fast Cash Advance

Fast Cash Advance - Stunning The Infant

Excessive force? What's that?

Hey! We're the Payday Police - here to protect and serve the greater population from the hideous effects of cash advance loans. And you'd surprised at the kind of people we have to take down in order to protect themselves from a huge mistake: poor people, people in comas, 6 year of girls threatening to bite our fellow officers. Hey, we'll pull out the tazer and zap any person standing in between us and our job - just you try us.

Put down the fast cash advance!

Ever since we got tazers we've been less afraid to fire away. We see a fast cash advance hanging around outside a soup kitchen or unemployment office and ZAP! - we'll hit up anyone that comes in or out of the store. There is a time, a place, and a certain people for taking out a fast cash advance:

The time should be your greatest financial emergency, the edge of your rope and the limit of your pain threshold - anything less and you are jumping the gun.
The place is at home, in the security of your PC, applying for a cash advance online. Stores are just burdensome and too easy a temptation - apply online or feel the wrath of our stunners!
The person applying for a fast cash advance makes all the difference, and we know exactly who to look out for and who should not be considering these loans.

Why the police are profiling experts

Lenders don't care who they give their money to - they'll give an instant cash advance to just about everyone, just so long as they person comes up with an eventual repayment. But not everyone can handle the intense financial demands of a fast cash advance - people who have too low incomes or too bad a credit history to realistically manage a high priority demand such as this. Thats why the police are here, and thats why we'll taze the universe if we don;t think they should be given the authority to loan.